Your face obtains.
June 13, 2012
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Just a bit of frivolity. Will expand as necessary.
External Realist: Your face obtains. Because it is a thing.
Structural Realist: Your face may or may not obtain, but the relationships between whatever we call your face and the stuff we don’t sure do
Convergent realist: We are getting closer to describing your face. In fact, ‘your face’ now approximately refers.
Positivist: Your face is a coincidence. An awfully face-like coincidence.
Critical Realist: I have inferred through transcendental inference that your obtains. Because of strong emergence. Poof! Viva la Revolucion!
Linguistic Anti-Realist: Your face is a language game. If I tweak your nose, it activates a gestalt switch.
Kuhnian Relativist: Your face obtains for you. But after la Revolucion…
Instrumentalist: Your face is very useful. I can’t say anything more.
Pragmatist: Your face solves all sorts of problems.
Pomo: Ce n’est pas ton visage.